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AOL Reveals Lame New Look & Logo 

Ouch, that’s just… well, that’s not even a logo. It’s just “Aol.” and some random stock images. And what’s that font, Futura? Looks like something from IKEA, only less original.

AOL Reveals Lame New Look & Logo

Ouch, that’s just… well, that’s not even a logo. It’s just “Aol.” and some random stock images. And what’s that font, Futura? Looks like something from IKEA, only less original.

In een op helaas geen enkele manier te controleren nek-aan-nek-race is onze zwakpremier verslagen door de nietszeggende Belgische droeftoeter Herman van Rompuy en dus blijft meneer voorlopig gewoon baas van Nederland.
Dat is nog eens proza! “Droeftoeter!”
xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe
The Large Hadron Collider.

If you wonder how long it would take the LHC to defrost a pizza: the answer is 0,00000003 seconds. So basically, it obliterates the pizza on an atomic level before the “ping” sound even reaches your ear. Useless.

How Long Would the Large Hadron Collider Take to Defrost a Pizza? | Slice Pizza Blog

The Large Hadron Collider.

If you wonder how long it would take the LHC to defrost a pizza: the answer is 0,00000003 seconds. So basically, it obliterates the pizza on an atomic level before the “ping” sound even reaches your ear. Useless.

How Long Would the Large Hadron Collider Take to Defrost a Pizza? | Slice Pizza Blog

Tell her not to worry. One expects 13-year-olds to believe strange things. He’ll grow out of it.

Ask The Skeptics: My Son’s a Witch

James Randi responds to a mother whose son has converted to Wicca. He could have given her a list of arguments to level against the beliefs of Wicca. His advice could have been to forbid her son ever to read anything “unscientific”. That’s what a religious person, or some dogmatic skeptics, might have done. Good to see that Randi is wiser.

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HARDWICKE: And … action!

HEATHCLIFF: Say it. Out loud. I’m in hell till you do.

CATHERINE: Villain, black, most foul!

HARDWICKE: Cut. Um, Cathy? The line is “Vampire?” That’s it, just the one word. Cliff, am not loving the ad-lib so much.

BLDGBLOG: Electrical Folklore
I cannot accept this award because the shock from your Tasers has rendered my body incapable of doing anything more than flopping wildly and vomiting. It’s hard for me to admit it, but voltage like this will always be stronger than me or the hallucinogens I ingested before taking the stage. Praise for these violent spasms is almost certainly owed to you and not the PCP I so crudely synthesized in my bathtub. I cannot thank you enough, or at all, the electrical current being so powerful.
While Barack Obama was meeting President Dmitry Medvedev (the man who, on paper at least, runs the country) during the US leader’s first official visit to Moscow, Putin caused a distraction. He took himself off in an all-black outfit and shades to visit some Russian Hell’s Angels, and told them he could do massive wheelies. All of this, of course, features at length on Russian television.